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Acme 100,000 ton anvil

Sometimes, like today, I cannot help but feel as though I am Wile E. Coyote and everybody/thing else in the world is the fucking road-runner. I'm just cruising along and then "Beep-frickin-beep" and KABLAMMO!

I get a rocket through the head. Or a cliff collapses under me. Or I fall into a tiger pit.

I'm not going into work today. Anybody who suggests otherwise is going to have an anvil dropped on them from a great height.

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gadge
Nov. 16th, 2003 03:32 pm (UTC)
But Becka, aren't you going....


AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *splat*
rincemaj
Nov. 16th, 2003 03:52 pm (UTC)
But wouldn't the rocket EXPLODE when it hit your head, rather than going through? Maybe it was a dud. =P

"If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now.
Night
Day
Crack
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Homer J. Simpson
tarleon
Nov. 16th, 2003 05:44 pm (UTC)
I'm going to be in the Uni-area this afternoon, ~4ish, meeting up with friends. If you wish, you can come hang out too. Otherwise, I can probably drop around or we can go for tea or something.

-James
miss_rynn
Nov. 16th, 2003 06:12 pm (UTC)
Hullo.

Thanks, but tonight I've got to deal with people. Sigh.

There is a promise of funny movies, thought, so it may not be all bad.
tarleon
Nov. 16th, 2003 06:41 pm (UTC)
Fair enough, lemme know if you need alleviation.

-James
matcha_pocky
Nov. 18th, 2003 04:02 am (UTC)
Were we that bad?
morgan303
Nov. 16th, 2003 07:43 pm (UTC)
You do realise that the Coyote's not entirely innocent in this chain of events...he did start it, y'know.
:)
delphaeus
Nov. 16th, 2003 10:02 pm (UTC)
I always felt sorrier for the wolf after the sheep. The bloody sheep dog was always there, time card punched, ready to pummel him over the head. So smug about saving the sheep. Huh! Smary smart sheep dog... grrr...
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