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Questionable Scientific Theory Theatre

It is my firm belief that my cat has limited psychic powers. In order to read my thoughts, she must mash her head into mine. When she engages in this activity, she is not showing me love and affection, but sifting through my thoughts and trying to implant impulses to feed her into my subconscious.

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punk_rock_nerd
Jan. 12th, 2005 06:31 am (UTC)
Sshhh. We aren't supposed to know this.
bog_mod
Jan. 12th, 2005 07:54 am (UTC)
My cat uses a modulating voice power on us to demand food.
binka_boo
Jan. 16th, 2005 06:24 am (UTC)
mine does that too!
my other cat can read them by staring blankly at me with her penetrating gaze.
kashiichan
Jan. 21st, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
Of course, she's a cat. Cat's have specialer magick powers.
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