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I'll be on a plane on route to Japan in one week from this moment exactly.

I grabbed a copy of "Battle Royale" on DVD yesterday.

I am leaving money with Jye to get me a "Players Guide to Faerun" while I am gone.

My left-over fu is strong, fot I can make okonomiaki or gyoza out of virtually anything.

I have spent way too much money on socks and underwear recently.

I am currently giving work the finger, for I will be gone for close to a month and I no longer care.

I have bought a towel in a tube.

Anyone out there who wants to see me before I go, let me know now so that we can organise something. Remember, I may be kidnapped by yakuza while I'm gone, so this may be your last chance.

And one less savoury, ending note, not for the fain hearted;

Women should never shave their hoo-has, because it will make them look prepubescent (and it is just plain icky to imagine someone wanting to have sex with a woman who looks like she has the hoo-ha of a 10 year old).


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Apr. 6th, 2004 11:47 pm (UTC)
hehe Battle Royale was fun... would love to see it again. I understand there's a sequel out for it too.

yakuza kidnapping or no, I wanna see you before you leave, so let's make a plan

*pointedly says nothing on the shaving comment - it's safer that way*
Apr. 7th, 2004 04:53 am (UTC)
there are other benefits

especially relating to the non-ingestion of hoo-has-hairs

regrowth is a bitch however
Apr. 7th, 2004 04:58 am (UTC)
I agree
I've always felt that myself.
However most porn has altered hoohaas.. hence the media ideal is a ridiculous landing strip or similar.

You could argue the same about men's chests.

Bring on the hair
Apr. 7th, 2004 06:41 am (UTC)
Put me in the see-Becka-before-she-goes queue. You want to come clubbing with us tomorrow? Polly's in town...
Apr. 7th, 2004 07:58 am (UTC)
I'd like to catch up, but unless you're heading to Conquest, there shall be a lack-of-seeage.

I hate my work.
Apr. 7th, 2004 06:30 pm (UTC)
Haven't seen you in an age, but would dearly love to. I'll call you.
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