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It's that time of the week again!

Yup, I always get mopey and miserable on Sunday afternoons. Something about having to get up and go to work in less than 24 hours. Anyway, I turn to you, humble reader, for amusement:

What awful slash fan fic would you have me write?

I'm not promising that I will. I'm not even suggesting that I will. I'm looking for something to amuse me. Go on, try to out-do eachother with suggestions. I dare you.


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Jun. 20th, 2004 01:27 am (UTC)
1. Cho/Hermione
2. Ginny/Hermione
3. Captain Jack Sparrow/Commander Norrington
4. Woody & Buzz Lightyear

I started getting all inspired about Mary Poppins and Maria from Sound of Music but decided it was getting confused.
Jun. 21st, 2004 12:40 pm (UTC)
3. Captain Jack Sparrow/Commander Norrington

Oh, come on! Jack Sparrow/Barbossa is so much more apt.

Or Captain Jack Sparrow/Captain Jack Aubrey for all that fun Jack/Jack or Jack/off? Action.

Okay, I'm sick, so sue me.
Jun. 21st, 2004 05:01 pm (UTC)
Jack Sparrow/Barbosa?! Don't tempt me, you wicked, wicked man... :)
Jun. 22nd, 2004 04:53 am (UTC)
Jun. 21st, 2004 10:10 pm (UTC)
But can't you just imagine Capt Jack wiping that smug look off Norrington's face (now that's a sword...)
Jun. 20th, 2004 01:28 am (UTC)
I'm thinking...

I'm thinking...

Okay, I know what I want.

I want a Bayushi Kachiko, 'Scary' Jeff Murdoch and Buckaroo Banzai three-way :)
Jun. 20th, 2004 09:36 am (UTC)
Yul Brynner/Steve McQueen

Me/whoever you want. Because it would amuse Me greatly. And I'd be able to claim I had a slashfic written about me. *pose*

Other awful pairings I never see...

Bender (from Futurama)/Marvin (From Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy). Robotslash! *dies laughing*

Elminster/Manshoon. DnD slashfic? Ohdeargodsno.

I'm tired, I can't think of anything else at the moment.

Jun. 20th, 2004 05:43 pm (UTC)
Don't tempt fate, my young padawan. I've done worse for less reason. I mean, do you *really* want an awful slah-fic written about you? Really?
Jun. 20th, 2004 09:44 pm (UTC)
I have but one response to this: Do your worst!

In other words, Yes. I really do.
Jun. 20th, 2004 03:27 pm (UTC)
It would be so wrong, so very very wrong :)
Dr. Peter Venkman and the Staypuff Marshmallow Man. I'm sure Slimer would play a part in there too.

Jun. 20th, 2004 03:39 pm (UTC)
The Bee Gees, in a three way disco deathmatch!
Jun. 20th, 2004 06:24 pm (UTC)
Jun. 20th, 2004 10:29 pm (UTC)
i have a sickness
george dubya/little johnny
mr t/shaft
Jun. 20th, 2004 11:36 pm (UTC)
Re: i have a sickness
Mr T/Shaft?! That's fantastic! Can you imagine the A-Team/Shaft Theme Songs remixed to a porno beat? With some Barry White thrown in for good measure.
Jun. 21st, 2004 01:51 am (UTC)
Re: i have a sickness
How would you actually be able to tell the Shaft theme from the p0rno?
Jun. 21st, 2004 03:32 am (UTC)
Re: i have a sickness
One for her side.
Jun. 21st, 2004 12:35 pm (UTC)
giles/john constantine
Jun. 22nd, 2004 11:26 pm (UTC)
Aaargh! How did I miss this?

My personal favourite has to be Aragorn/Brego, who is a stallion and therefore technically its slashy.
Eomer/Grima, Myrtle/Hermione, Dawn/Hermione, Spike/Snape, Giles/Snape.
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