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That Harry Potter shagging quiz;

Your Years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Family Line
Dated Draco Malfoy
You are well known for Being the youngest Seeker after Harry Potter. Go you!!
Percentage of student body you shagged - 47%
How do the staff and students feel about you Ahhh!! I want to have your babies!!
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Which brings me to the main point of all of this. Last week I asked you all for slashy fan-fic pairings, and I must say I was shocked and offended (in a highly amused way, of course!). This week, a variation on that theme -

Non-slashy fan-fic pairings.

Go on, give me ideas. Out-do eachother. Save me from the awful, awful spectre of Hermione/Malfoy unmentionables which haunt me even as I type. The more humerous, the better. Any mention of Drizzt might win out-right, but by no means let that limit your perverted ideas, you wicked people.

And as a reward (punishment?) for fraerie and tarleon, I am currently racking my brain for ideas involving one (or possibly both) of their suggestions (as seen here - http://www.livejournal.com/users/miss_rynn/166335.html). I haven't decided which, though. And if I do go ahead with this horror of an idea, I'll throw mention of punk_rock_nerd in, because he dared me to. So there.


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Jun. 27th, 2004 03:24 am (UTC)
I shall not mention Drizzt, for that would be cheating.

Shandril Shessair/Elminster. Shandril being the character from Spellfire and Crown of Fire. Which I can lend you if you wish.

Dark Helmet/Princess Vespa

C3P0/Dot Matrix - Star Wars meets Spaceballs! Muaha!

Absolutely NOTHING involving Urotsukidoji. Tentacle Porn = Bad.

Logan/Kitty Pryde. A.K.A Wolverine/Shadowcat.

I'm tempted to say Donkey/Dragon, but that's just... wrong. Ick.

Anything involving Deathstalker would amuse me greatly. If you haven't seen Deathstalker, I'm sitting you down and forcing you to watch it.

I will then apologise by finding a copy of The Court Jester.

And Speaking of the Court Jester, Hubert Hawkins/Princess Leia.

I'm going for outlandish ideas.
Jun. 27th, 2004 03:44 am (UTC)
I am wanting of a copy of the Court Jester! I've been looking for ages... do you know where I can nab one of my very own? And really, what is the deal with Elminster?! He pisses me off something chronic.

But Logan/Kitty Pryde has possibilities...
Jun. 27th, 2004 04:18 am (UTC)
Elminster is the only other male character from DnD that I know, aside from Drizzt. That makes him the only other character I could pair.

ALthough, if we count the Baldur's Gate series, I could always say Sarevok/Bali.
Jun. 27th, 2004 07:23 pm (UTC)
I've had a DVD copy of The Court Jester for some time. It was an import though and is Region 1.

But it's still around. Amazon has it listed and I get over 20 matches when doing a search via Ebay.
Jun. 27th, 2004 10:27 am (UTC)
Oh, go on. Write about Drizzt. You know we *both* want you to. :)

I still think random lj-username-picked-at-random from other peoples' friends-lists slash is a great idea. If you have access to the right sort of creating tools, you might be able to make a slash-generator that picks the names at random from people's friends lists when they enter their username.:)
You could start your own seedy little meme!
Jun. 27th, 2004 10:29 am (UTC)
But for an actual suggestion?
Hamlet, and Neil Gaiman's Delirium.
Jun. 27th, 2004 05:25 pm (UTC)
That is fantastic. With a capital FAN.
Jun. 28th, 2004 12:51 am (UTC)
Do it! Do it!
I know you can make something ace with this.:)
Jun. 27th, 2004 03:04 pm (UTC)
D&D pairings.....
I'd be going Lyssa von Zarovich and Lord Azalin. Or is that just a bit too Mara Jade/Emperor Palpatine?
Jun. 27th, 2004 10:21 pm (UTC)
Coz he is, like, soooooo hott!!!111!!!!!1!! ANd she is cool, and they can slay vampires together in Middle Earth and have lots of sex.And then Dawn can get together with Pippin!!!11!!!!!1!

Witness the madness.
Jun. 27th, 2004 10:59 pm (UTC)
Data / Pris
Jun. 27th, 2004 11:09 pm (UTC)
Drizzt is good slash fodder. Or should I say slash-slash fodder? (kill me now).

But I still think for primo RPGs geek + yiff + yay surly effiminate mage + dragon fun:

Raistlin / Tiamat

I mean c'mon! He's tied up! He's halfway there! Maybe Tanis can help out, what with his sexy beard that no true elf can grow.
Jun. 28th, 2004 12:02 am (UTC)
Non-slash...you're the best.
I'm all about the references that other nerds can't reach...

How about the Eigth Doctor and Dana Scully team up to defeat a cabal of vampires?

Or Steel (of Sapphire and Steel) meets John Steed and they kick the arse of some megalomaniac who's fucking with time?

Or Sherlock Holmes meets Van Helsing and helps him figure out who he is?
Jun. 28th, 2004 06:17 am (UTC)
Because it just occured to me... and I'm laughing my ass off

Arnold J "Smeghead" Rimmer/Holly.

Hattie Hayridge's Holly that is.

Of course, going back to the original slash post, this also makes a good idea
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