Which brings me to the main point of all of this. Last week I asked you all for slashy fan-fic pairings, and I must say I was shocked and offended (in a highly amused way, of course!). This week, a variation on that theme -
Non-slashy fan-fic pairings.
Go on, give me ideas. Out-do eachother. Save me from the awful, awful spectre of Hermione/Malfoy unmentionables which haunt me even as I type. The more humerous, the better. Any mention of Drizzt might win out-right, but by no means let that limit your perverted ideas, you wicked people.
And as a reward (punishment?) for fraerie and tarleon, I am currently racking my brain for ideas involving one (or possibly both) of their suggestions (as seen here - http://www.livejournal.com/users/miss_rynn/166335.html). I haven't decided which, though. And if I do go ahead with this horror of an idea, I'll throw mention of punk_rock_nerd in, because he dared me to. So there.