January 12th, 2005

destroyer of Orcus, Bunyip

Questionable Scientific Theory Theatre

It is my firm belief that my cat has limited psychic powers. In order to read my thoughts, she must mash her head into mine. When she engages in this activity, she is not showing me love and affection, but sifting through my thoughts and trying to implant impulses to feed her into my subconscious.
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