January 22nd, 2005


Stupid not going to the con thing

My theory? If I don't drink the alcohol, it will try to drink me.

I was in the city today and I passed the UGLIEST CHILD THAT EVER GRACED THE EARTH. I mean, seriously, she was about four years old and I kid you not, she looked just like Gollum.


It's like I'm now living on borrowed time before the Gollum-child hunts me down and chews on my head.
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