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There comes a time where you must decide whether or not to leave work SOLELY on the basis of whether or not you can get through the rest of the day without breaking someone else's arm. I used to be a violent person; I like to think I am reformed, but the occasional urge to smash someone's face into the wall wells up.

For all of you who didn't know about my violent nature, suprise! I have more layers than an onion, and they all stink.

Meh. Time for coffee and deep, calming breathing.


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Feb. 8th, 2005 01:51 am (UTC)
why not make it premeditated?
With a little planning, YOU can BE the urban legend of the girl who one day snapped and stalked from lab-bench to lab-bench, breaking all the skulls of her co-workers with a naginata! People will say "He just up and went becka on me!" or "I've got a naginata-level headache" and have YOU to thank for it!
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Feb. 8th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)
Re: why not make it premeditated?
whats that got to do with mythbusters?? i like that show, i think they do a good job of demonstrating science to people! :)
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Feb. 8th, 2005 05:46 pm (UTC)
Re: why not make it premeditated?
If they tried to bust me, I'd totally bust them right back. With my fists. Grrrr.
Feb. 8th, 2005 10:09 pm (UTC)
Re: why not make it premeditated?
ahh yeah i see... ;)

the blowing stuff up is the best bit tho! if u had all that stuff set up, wouldnt u keep pushing it to extremes??!!
Feb. 8th, 2005 02:00 am (UTC)
Then you will be glad to know that some of us like the smell of onion. It does make me cry, though, which may say something in and of itself.

More seriously, been there, done that. Even the more gentle of us have those urges buried somewhere deep inside. Being able to recognise when it is time to walk away is an important part of dealing with that, so maybe you've got something to be feeling good about after all.
Feb. 8th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC)
*IF* you do snap please remember to install a webcam.
Spread to joy AND make money too!
Feb. 8th, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
i think wanting to beat people to a bloody pulp is just a regular part of working for coles myer.
don't sweat it
Feb. 8th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC)
I am sure there are no real victims in arse punching...
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