Personally, I'd like to blame Polly. I mean, *he* is the one who decided that his Harry Potter character was gay. He was the one who utterly confused two poor innocent NPCs (I mean really, does a quiddich player with a name like Lance Maddison really need any more issues about sexuality?). Oh, sure, Polly will insist that it was all *my* doing, what with all those references to sweaty, taut, adolescent males playing a full contact sport, but I'd still like to say it was his fault.
I mean, it's just wrong to have a dream about breaking into the Slytherin dorm, no matter how plausible it seemed at the time.