Look, ma! Too much info!
Also, my boob hurts. I mean, seriously, I have stabbing pain in my left boob, which comes and goes. Pain-killers have been applied, and I've been doing more groping and squeezing than anybody could POSSIBLY find sexy (after a while, anything sexy will just become 'meh'), and have found no obvious lumpy bits that shouldn't be there. A doctor trip may be in order tomorrow if it still hurts.
Ordinarily, I wouldn't bring such a thing up on my lj, but GODDAMNITHURTS. Owowowow.