This is not a happy birthday wish.

There is someone, who may or may not be umbra_mentis, who may or may not be having a birthday today, and may or may not be strongly against having a fuss made about her.

So I am certainly not wishing her to have THE BESTEST BIRTHDAY EVER. Because, you know... it may or may not be a day just like any other day. And there may or may not be just because cake in the near future, which is entirely not birthday cake in any way.

Just saying.